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marfanoid
If you are a marfanoid your name in probably like Jake or Jeff. Something that starts with a J. IF you ahev this it refers to the disease Marfan syndrome in which a person has very lanky joints and is usually very skinny. We use the word "marfanoid" to define this person ( thing). They are usually a super nerdy person who would probably choose FNF ( Friday night funkin) over BHM ( Black history month )
Your so skinny your such a "Marfanoid"
marfanoid by HankyPanky_69 April 8, 2023
malanoob
malanoob \malanoob\, n. orig. Inter-net chat An extreme variation of a `noob'. The word `mala' (a word more commonly associated with lameness), combined with `noob'. Esp. used in internet chat-rooms to desc. a person viewed to have a lower intellect, or one that has performed an act of extreme idiocy.
1. A dolt, one with no sense. --Shak.
2. A person embodied with all the non-sensical elements of a person with the most severe case of idiocy. --One.
1. A dolt, one with no sense. --Shak.
2. A person embodied with all the non-sensical elements of a person with the most severe case of idiocy. --One.
malbano
Pronounced "mahl-banyo", this is the term applied to a smelly bathroom after someone drops a particularly offensive toilet bomb in it.
Malanot
Malanot by Jizzstain3000 October 7, 2011
Malfanda
An elusive and mythical being of unknown origin, rumored to have descended from the digital heavens with a phone in one hand and a 90000+ trophy count in the other. A Malfanda is not merely “good” at Brawl Stars — they are the GOAT, the alpha of the arena, the pixelated prophet who can dodge a Piper shot in their sleep and solo carry a team of two disconnected WiFi ghosts.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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