Malestor

A spanglish word combination of Male and estor with a literal meaning of man roller blinds. Simple, effective, gets the job done, and the whole package. They may not look like a lot but when you open them up, big things come in small packages.

He was a malestor. He gets shit done.

by Lonelypoetic June 25, 2018

Maplestory

A free and legal drug that's more addicting than crack. Once you're hooked, you'll want more and more, and you will become sleep deprived with no social life. Some even go so far as to steal their parents' credit cards to buy pixelated clothes and accessories. Don't let the innocent and cute looking mushroom fool you. The first time you see it, you will laugh, but once you're in to it, it will be serious business.

What kind of a childish game is this?.. Maplestory? ahaha looks like a kid for babies *few days later*

OMG THIS IS AWESOME! FORGET ABOUT SCHOOL. MOM, CAN I SEE YOUR CREDIT CARD REAL QUICK?!

by silvereyezz July 12, 2012

malestrom

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.

Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"

by iHarteSax June 22, 2011

maplestory

worse than drugs.
addictive game where everyone strives to get the best items, look cool, kill monsters, get stronger and neverthe less....waste time, and sometimes real money

maplestory makes my friends fail school.

by boonzilla May 4, 2006

Mic Molestor

When playing on Xbox Live or PSN, a person using the headset (mic/microphone) has it placed really close to their mouth making them sound like they're yelling and hurting other people's ears, thus being a mic molestor.

John36: WOOOOO HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXxsomeonexXx: Dude, take the mic away from your mouth you fucking Mic Molestor. It's hurting my ears.

by AWEOWW May 8, 2011

Maplestory

A game with the simplest, yet most addicting objective ever: Leveling up to level up some more.

l337H4x: Yeah I'm almost level 50 in Maplestory!
LegitNub: What're you going to do at level 50?
l337H4x: Get to level 51, duhh
LegitNub: Oh...

by MaypoFr33k June 17, 2009

MapleStory

An MMORPG game similar to Runescape, but has way more players. Once you start, you cannot stop. Has many differnt servers (e.i Windia, Scania, Bera, Kradia, Bellocan, Mardia, and many more depending on which type of MapleStory you play). Different types for each part of the world; GMS(MapleStory Global), EMS(MapleStory Europe), KMS(Korea),MSEA(South East Asia), and more.

You start out as a beginner in the game and level with ease. Once you get to level 8 you can become an magician, at level 10 you can become a warrior, thief, or archer. If you choose you can stay a beginner. With each level you gain, leveling becomes harder.

You can buy Nexon Cash(NX cash) to "pimp out" your character. You can get married, have a pet, make friends, make enemies, but most of all, make a new life.

You will have two separate lives, but mostly users prefer their maple life.

*A conversation commonly used in MapleStory*
Noob: MESARZ PL0X
Pro: im poor (lies)
Noob: MESARZ OR REPORT TO GM
Pro: nuuuuuuu *gives mesos*
Noob: 1K OMG I R TEH RICHNESS

by noneyobusiness February 9, 2008