Malestra

A non-binary chaotic creature who consumes lots of coffee and hot cocoa.

Oh look, it’s the Malestra with their amazing artistic skills

Oh no where did the coffee go

That gremlin is so chaotic today, must be a Malestra

by funkyfungy November 21, 2021

malestrom

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.

Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"

by iHarteSax June 22, 2011

Malestration

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

Malestruation

A male equivalent to the emotional stress caused by female menstruation

"Wow, what a jerk. He must be suffering from malestruation"

"He's probably just malestruating"

by Eric Myers January 22, 2008

malestraggot

small tiktoker and fellow 1D stan on twitter! Their content usually consists of thirst traps or weeb content as they are an anime enthusiast, on twitter their platform is dedicated to mostly 1D but sometimes there's some relatable stuff.They use they/them pronouns and identify as lesbian or trixic. They enjoy skateboarding, anime, art and music. They're nice , pretty and their name is Sam !

bob: have you seen malestraggot 's new post?
elijah: no but ill check it out at home !

by ixmxlover134 March 15, 2021

maestra

In Filipino (Philippine National Language) teacher, professor.

(Tagalog) Si Karztipunera ay isang maestra.
(English) Kartipunera is a teacher.

by karztipunera June 17, 2009

malestress

A man that is having an affair with a married individual. The male equivalent of a mistress

I only found out about her malestress when I saw the pictures on her phone. We had both been secretly seeing the same man. He was my malestress too.

by Timaloo July 3, 2023