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malestress

A man that is having an affair with a married individual. The male equivalent of a mistress
I only found out about her malestress when I saw the pictures on her phone. We had both been secretly seeing the same man. He was my malestress too.
malestress by Timaloo July 3, 2023
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Manstress 

The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.
Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"

Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."
Manstress by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016

manstress 

1. Male mistress
2. A woman's man on the side
That girl's got a manstress.
That manstress aint nothing but a bitch.
manstress by g33kZilla December 25, 2004

MILFstress 

A really hot mistress who is also a MILF.
My milfstress made me cookies after sex.
MILFstress by Dr. Chuckles November 22, 2013

manstress 

Male (manstress) equivalent to a woman (mistress) sleeping with married man -> an unmarried man sleeping with a married woman
manstress by Murse37 December 18, 2011

manstress 

The male counterpart to the mistress. This can be either the male partner in a love affair or a title given to a guy who is with another guy more than the guy's girlfriend is.
Jimmy went with his manstress Tim to the movies again, while Sara sat at home watching television with her parents.
manstress by Colto22 May 17, 2009

manstress 

She gave her manstress his own apartment and car in exchange for his "services."
manstress by coloradojules January 5, 2007
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B)
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A)
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