malediction

The verbal act of cursing someone with harm and misfortune, with or without malice.

Kate kicked David out and told him to "drop dead" but when he was killed in an elevator accident just days later she remembered and regretted her angry malediction.

by on September 23, 2019

Malediction

Addicted to males

Bob: "I love males"
Someone: "You have malediction"

by Some cat September 19, 2025

Kawkaw malediction

The "Kawkaw Malediction" refers to an uncanny and seemingly supernatural streak of misfortune, particularly in financial or sports-related endeavors. This malevolent force is characterized by a series of unfortunate events, such as a sudden decline in stock values, cryptocurrency prices, or the performance of selected athletes on one's team.

After meticulously researching and investing in promising stocks, I found myself under the ominous influence of the Kawkaw Malediction, as their values plummeted inexplicably. It's as if the curse had targeted my financial endeavors, leaving me bewildered by the relentless bad luck.

Or

Believers in the Kawkaw Malediction warned against selecting certain players for the fantasy hockey team, claiming that the curse would strike and hinder their performance. True to the legend, my carefully chosen players experienced a sudden downturn in their game, reinforcing the eerie influence of the Kawkaw Malediction in the world of sports.

by Lieutenant-Colonel February 11, 2024

maldición

A very basic and bland curse in many forms of Spanish, considered mild and not very offensive. Used from minor incidents to injuries or suprise.

Maldición! Nothing ever works right...
Whoa... Maldición... that was nuts!

by Nixion October 25, 2006

Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

Maledictorian

The lowest class point average in a graduating class. The opposite of Valedictorian.

The Maledictorian of the class is lots of fun, but dumb as a stump.

by St Barts October 29, 2020

malrediction

It means anything you want it to mean. Comes in very handy in essay exams. No teacher is going to spend the time looking it up. Even had 1 teacher write "Good Point" next to it on one test.

This shows us that there is a definate malrediction in their thinking.

by xrayxrayv September 21, 2017