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When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021
when someone is both mad and balding.
Hasan is malding
malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

maldation 

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.
Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...
maldation by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020
When someone is both mad and balding.
Hasan Piker is malding.
malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019
When someone is both mad and balding.
Hasan is malding.
malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

madting sadting 

A ting that is mad but is also sad.
Jasdeep: We live in a world in which Manav gets more girls than me. Madting sadting.
madting sadting by manavinho October 13, 2015
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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