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The state of being unbelievably off the shits, (drunk, high, etc) to the point where your motor functions are worse than a crippled baby and when your cock is as hard as a plush toy.
Buddy was makt last night!

A1: Yo where were you last night?
A2: Idk, I got home at 4 and I was makt.
makt by anonymous February 17, 2022
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The state of being utterly off the shits, (drunk, high, etc). Where your motor functions are more impaired than a crippled baby, And your cock is as useless as Steven Hawking.
Buddy was makt last night at the party.

A1: Yo where were you last night?
A2: Bro I don't even know, I was makt last night.
makt by ShoreChiggas February 17, 2022
When something is "mäkt", it is reeeally impressing or cool.
- I gibbd 53 foos this session
- omg! mäkt!
mäkt by Faust November 13, 2004
Arabic popular saying that means "It was written!", meaning it was always meant to happen/to be.
Jade/Lucas = MAKTUB!
maktub by Jules October 11, 2006
a genious musician in the modules scene. usually makes his tunes for class & superstars using ProTracker.
maktone's 1992 is a friggin' classic.
maktone by Tom H September 17, 2004
It is a Arabic saying that can be translated to ‘It is written’.
In the book, The Alchemist, Paul Coelho shows how life is and spreads the word. He shows that it has been written, life for everyone has. Life is written by one hand that decides what will happen, the one hand that knows the future. It is a single phrase that can change the meaning of how you view life. Maktub
Maktub by HelpWitWordsForLife June 16, 2019
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