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mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.
"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"
mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012
The god of mastonism, and the true god of the universe. He doesn't care whether you have the gay or not, as long as you hump homo sapiens sapiens, you are pure in his eyes. Yet furries he cannot tolerate, for the furry doesn't focus on the human anymore, he focuses on the animal.
Do you praise MASTONE? No? You must be furry!
Mastone by SexxxMachine69 January 12, 2019
last night i did a martone all over ur mom
martone by Hermand November 1, 2007

Mantonello 

A person who desires a central position during group sex with Jordan Peterson and Dan Andrews
Bloke is such a Mantonello
Mantonello by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

Franky_Martone 

a fucking pussy, nigga that speaks in third person.. and he rode on NFL teams to get a ring..
FUCK YOU FRANKY

-Jech
Franky_Martone by ThatboiJech March 27, 2019

Full Mantonello 

Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.
"Corn flakes are fundamentally soup"

"Mate, you have gone Full Mantonello"
Full Mantonello by Sinny17 August 26, 2020