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mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.
"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"
mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012
The god of mastonism, and the true god of the universe. He doesn't care whether you have the gay or not, as long as you hump homo sapiens sapiens, you are pure in his eyes. Yet furries he cannot tolerate, for the furry doesn't focus on the human anymore, he focuses on the animal.
Do you praise MASTONE? No? You must be furry!
Mastone by SexxxMachine69 January 12, 2019
the act of ejaculating on a girls breasts
last night i did a martone all over ur mom
martone by Hermand November 1, 2007

Mantonello 

A person who desires a central position during group sex with Jordan Peterson and Dan Andrews
Bloke is such a Mantonello
Mantonello by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

Franky_Martone 

a fucking pussy, nigga that speaks in third person.. and he rode on NFL teams to get a ring..
FUCK YOU FRANKY

-Jech
I'm a bitch ass nigga named "FRANKY_MARTONE"
Franky_Martone by ThatboiJech March 27, 2019

Full Mantonello 

Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.
"Corn flakes are fundamentally soup"

"Mate, you have gone Full Mantonello"
Full Mantonello by Sinny17 August 26, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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