Mackjob

The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.

Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.

by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016

MacJobby

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.

I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.

by K A January 12, 2009

mackjock

Someone who is a mackgod and a jock. They tend to be super popular and can be dicky at times. Use a lot of tongue.

Wow, Eric is a total mackjock!

by tonguetastic January 19, 2017

makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

by morgan May 13, 2005

makjob

A hand job that makes you dog spit up
hard and fast;nice a cool

"damn son that was a nice makjob"

by morgan March 9, 2005

Mackobe

a very generous person. Someone who will do anything to make others proud. Very handsome, kind sweet, caring, loving, funny, and passionate person. Been through a lot and still fighting. Strong and courageous human being. Silly but serious. When tough times come he will be right there with you.

I love Mackobe with all my heart

by Monkey_porch August 18, 2022