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The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.
Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.
Mackjob by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016
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MacJobby 

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.
I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.
MacJobby by K A January 12, 2009
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mackjock 

Someone who is a mackgod and a jock. They tend to be super popular and can be dicky at times. Use a lot of tongue.
Wow, Eric is a total mackjock!
mackjock by tonguetastic January 19, 2017
a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard
"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"
makjob by morgan May 13, 2005
A hand job that makes you dog spit up
hard and fast;nice a cool
"damn son that was a nice makjob"
makjob by morgan March 9, 2005
a very generous person. Someone who will do anything to make others proud. Very handsome, kind sweet, caring, loving, funny, and passionate person. Been through a lot and still fighting. Strong and courageous human being. Silly but serious. When tough times come he will be right there with you.
I love Mackobe with all my heart
Mackobe by Monkey_porch August 18, 2022
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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