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The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.
Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.
Mackjob by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016
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MacJobby 

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.
I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.
MacJobby by K A January 12, 2009
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mackjock 

Someone who is a mackgod and a jock. They tend to be super popular and can be dicky at times. Use a lot of tongue.
Wow, Eric is a total mackjock!
mackjock by tonguetastic January 19, 2017
a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard
"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"
makjob by morgan May 13, 2005
A hand job that makes you dog spit up
hard and fast;nice a cool
"damn son that was a nice makjob"
makjob by morgan March 9, 2005
a very generous person. Someone who will do anything to make others proud. Very handsome, kind sweet, caring, loving, funny, and passionate person. Been through a lot and still fighting. Strong and courageous human being. Silly but serious. When tough times come he will be right there with you.
Mackobe by Monkey_porch August 18, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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