Mackjob

The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.

Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.

Mackjob by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016

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MacJobby

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.

I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.

MacJobby by K A January 12, 2009

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Mackjob • makjob • MacJobby • mackjock • Mackobe

mackjock

Someone who is a mackgod and a jock. They tend to be super popular and can be dicky at times. Use a lot of tongue.

Wow, Eric is a total mackjock!

mackjock by tonguetastic January 19, 2017

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makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

makjob by morgan May 13, 2005

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makjob

A hand job that makes you dog spit up
hard and fast;nice a cool

"damn son that was a nice makjob"

makjob by morgan March 9, 2005

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Mackobe

a very generous person. Someone who will do anything to make others proud. Very handsome, kind sweet, caring, loving, funny, and passionate person. Been through a lot and still fighting. Strong and courageous human being. Silly but serious. When tough times come he will be right there with you.

I love Mackobe with all my heart

Mackobe by Monkey_porch August 18, 2022

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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