Mackjob

The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.
Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.
by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016
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Mutkick

when someone is being rude or awful for absolutely no reason and needs a good kick in the groin to stop.
Can you believe what Tony just said?

"That's not cool Tony. Keep it up and ill give you a massive mutkick mate."
by majorlowbreed August 03, 2016
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