Definitions by majorlowbreed

Mutkick 

when someone is being rude or awful for absolutely no reason and needs a good kick in the groin to stop.

Can you believe what Tony just said?

"That's not cool Tony. Keep it up and ill give you a massive mutkick mate."

Mutkick by majorlowbreed August 3, 2016

Mackjob

The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.

Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.

Mackjob by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016