morgan's definitions

Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.

by Morgan January 11, 2005

kenny chesney

The greatest country singer ever. Also, very good looking.

Kenny Chesney's tractor is sexy.

by Morgan January 24, 2005

sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then shoving it down that same persons throat.

by morgan October 24, 2003

duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Liancourt

A french duke who delivered the news of the fall of Bastille to King Louis XVI July 14, 1789. This began the French Revolution.

Someone with an extraordinarily long name that you couldn't correctly pronounce if you were paid to.

When King Louis XVI was told the news of the fall of the Bastille by the duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt, he exclaimed
"Why, this is a revolt."
"No sire," replied the duc, "this is a revolution."

"hey what's his name?"
"i dunno, might as well be duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt..."

by morgan December 5, 2004

SoOo G!

referring to yourself as the best..

... i give you props fo dat.. but in the end... im just SoOo G!

by Morgan February 13, 2003

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 16, 2005

morganism

Superior organism, the short form of 'more than an organism'. A shining beacon of masculinity, an inspiration to all and fantasy for many

Morgan is a morganism beyond compare

by Morgan June 11, 2006