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Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass
person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe
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Makaio means gift of God in the Hawaiian language and only truly blessed souls are bestowed with this name. Makaio is naturally very handsome, intellectual and caring person who has a true heart. He is someone who teaches you how to love and respect love, to nurture it and give it full attention. the care he gives others is unconditional and surpasses any other type of care you will ever receive in the universe. upon seeing him, you will be instantly attracted to his kindly gaze. he is one who will be there by you through thick or thin and would keep an eye on you to make sure you are never falling. he's creative, gentle, genuine and strong. His physical attractiveness is magnificent and his heart even more purer than the waters of the seas. He is passionate, loyal, comforting and will always have a special spot in your heart once you meet. An inspiring person who inspires you to be a better person each day.
makaio is the greatest man to set foot on earth and he is loved by all.
Makaio by willowtreewhispers July 9, 2010
A girl who is shy before you get to know her but is actually a badass queen who slays because she is a bad bitchnot in a rude way she is brilliant and freaking gorgeous and a great bestfriend
aw damn i wish i was a maakopi

omg maakopis are so hot

i wish maapoi was my bff
Maakopi by maakpois bestfriend April 24, 2020

Makarovniks 

Plural form of Makarovnik. (See link for more information)

Makarovniks are People who collect the Makarov Pistol, and usually other communist blok guns.
People who collect makarovs are Makarovniks.
Makarovniks by GunCat May 31, 2006

Makakken 

Dutch racist word for a North Moroccans, making them similar to a monkey (makak) or 'shit' (kak) in value.
Northern Africans are not very well perceived in modern western cultures.

Very similar in offence to the word 'sandniggers'
Going back to makak

Meaning: Going back in time a few centuries ago, to the lifestyle without electricity and modern comfort.

Makakken zijn zakken!
Meaning: the Moroccans are (similar to) assholes!
Makakken by Fukaface! October 21, 2010
the act of a naked steamroller, in which a phallic object slaps the face of a close friend.
Topher runs into a room and naked madakooshes Brennan, having his balls caress his chin.
madakoosh by LindzandAlex June 23, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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