kak 

Rubbish, shit, crap or just plain useless

"you are kak at driving"

"Thats just total kak!"

"That film/game/car is kak"

kak by Meoff April 14, 2006

kak 

South Africanism for Shit Pronunced: KUK

Excuse me while I go take a kak.
You speak more kak than Goerge Bush.
Kak in your eye poes!

kak by Mike May 2, 2003

kak 

Youre all talkin Kak. It comes directly from the Afrikaanse (South African) word KAK which means SHIT

Gaan kak!! (Go shit!!) Jy praat kak (Your talking shit)

kak by PooMan UK September 4, 2006

Kak 

Pronounced (K U K) is the South African word for shit.

You screwed who? Dont talk kak to me brother!

Kak by Tom-E September 17, 2006

kak 

slang term for shit

i will kak on your head..
i kakked on his desk..
i put it up her kak hole..or chutney pipe

kak by wayno May 24, 2004

Kak 

Of inferior quality.

He drives a Kak car.

Kak by Johann de Swardt September 29, 2003

kak 

pronounced 'kuk'. lierally 'shit' in afrikaans. can be used in this context or as an extreme version of something.

dude, your kak smells bad.(bad thing)
or
dude, that chick is kak pretty.(good thing)
or
go kak, man. you're so full of kak.

kak by goddessrae September 24, 2008