majamc

An annoying person that actually needs to fuck off n khs

She’s a majamc

by anonymous8383991 November 14, 2022

ManaMC

Finest Minecraft Server in the Land

Wife: How was work?
Husband: I played bedwars on play.ManaMC.co.uk all day and now I’m level 75,000
Child: Mommy? Can I be like daddy when I grow up?
Wife: *cries tears of proudness*

by ManaMC Fan November 13, 2020

majaculate

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

by OMGLX August 31, 2022

Majambawamba

Marijuana - specifically marijuana grown in a tropical region.

Hey. man...you know where I can score me some Majambawamba?

I'm going to Jamaica, Mon...gonna have me some Mai Tais and Majambawamba!

by Art Dibbs January 3, 2009

majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

manamc

The finest server in the lands
has pvp and skywars maps

guy1- have you played on manamc, its good
guy2-yes, its brilliant

by Antonionich November 13, 2020

majack

when you fail to make a rabbit appear out of your hat instead pulling out dandruff

i tried to do a magic show but instead did majack it was a terrible fail

by couldnt think of anything April 22, 2021