majaculate

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

by OMGLX August 31, 2022

vajaculate

(verb): To female ejaculate, i.e., to shoot liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculation, n.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.

Watch out if you go down on Jessica -- she's liable to vajaculate in your face when she comes.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

majagulated

An adjective describing something that is disfigured in an extremly chaotic way. Similar to delapidated but with more emphasis on how mangled the object is.

When I lent my bike to phil, he brought it back majagulated!

by Emmett Murphy October 21, 2006

majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

malejaculate

1. n. Male ejaculate.
2. v. Male orgasm.

1. n. Jessica kept on tugging until she was covered in malejaculate.

2. b. Jessica's tugging made me malejaculate.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD February 9, 2010

Maticulate

When your high and dont want to spell out meticulate.

The maticulate monkey is very maticulate

by NInjaQuarrior May 11, 2020

Manjaculation

The action of being a bro with another bro

I use manjaculation when i Have to help my bros out.

by Sawpuhcti March 20, 2019