maj0r

To be homosexual is to be maj0r

go away major

maj0r by dot March 24, 2003

maj0r_t0m_2.0

the most unbelievably gorgeous thing to ever walk the face of the earth. his eyes speak louder than words could ever, so beautifully blue, which vary from different shades of blue. his hair, a beautiful brown, which fades into a bright blonde, his hair is wacky and all over the place, but in a very cute and also very hot way. his lips, the softest, the warmest, and the most perfectly shaped lips, you could ever imagine. all of this, can be described in one person, and that person's name is tyler, the most beautiful boy, I have ever seen. baby, i love you.

- your pocket <3

Dude, is that maj0r_t0m_2.0?
Yeah it is, he's my boyfriend. he's fucking gorgeous. <3

maj0r_t0m_2.0 by Pocket 2.0 October 2, 2022

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major 

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major by Turds Ditmars December 24, 2012

Major Tom 

It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.

Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.

Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.

Major Tom by Doses of Happiness June 30, 2019

c major lips 

when one's lips look of josh dun's. To explain how ones lips are viewed. In account to the forest fic.

A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes (and C major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth) stands up.

c major lips by jishbuns January 23, 2017

major depression 

I would say probably the worst kind of depression out. Being lost, empty, weak, energy deprived ALL the time. Like your there. Just not totally there. Almost like your body is separate from your conscious, which is somewhere else, dark cold and alone. While your body is out in the moment of life trying to smile and not let people realize how lifeless you really are.

I have major depression

major depression by mileslikesmemes January 6, 2018

Major Theorem 

The concept that the triangle is the most powerful element

John: Hey what did we do in math today?
Willie: We learned about the Major Theorem.

Major Theorem by cb8812 February 27, 2017