Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.

"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"

Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

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Manners Maketh Man

The last words someone hears when they mess with a Kingsman. Usually right before a bar fight in London. Your lesson: You hear Manners Maketh Man, you duck and fucking run (Who am I kidding? Chances are, if your fighting a Kingsman, your fucking dead already).

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In related news the suspect said the last words he heard before he was knocked out were "Manners Maketh Man", then he said a well-tailored guy who said the phrase hit him with a beer flying beer cup.

Manners Maketh Man by Agent Galahad March 2, 2020

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Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.

After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.

Vikings with manners. by Oloff the Safety Viking April 8, 2009

Chilean Gummi Miners

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.

"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"

Chilean Gummi Miners by capitanpingaloca February 26, 2015

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lol @ the miners

A common phrase used when you feel like laughing at miners.

Joe: "those Beaconsfield miners are my heroes!"
Logan: "dude. they pissed in each other's mouths..."
Joe: "lol @ the miners"

lol @ the miners by mqrk February 7, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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