Magners 

Ireland's favourite hard cider! Since the beginning in October of 1999, Magners Original Irish Cider has pepped up the market in Northern Ireland, with it now being the undoubted No. 1 in both packaged and draught cider.

Delicious apple cider with alcohol which goes down quicker and smoother than beer. Tastes better too!

"Magners Irish Cider, Time dedicated to you"

"Can I get a Magners on Ice, Mate?"

Magners by Allie Sasha November 3, 2008

Magners 

A fantastic cider, best poured over lots of ice. A great drink enjoyed by men and women alike, summer and winter. Sponsors of Magners League, London Wasps, Edinburgh Rugby and Edinburgh Fringe. Tag line "Time dedicated to you".

Man: Would you like a drink, darling?
Woman: Yes, please - a Magners with ice would be smashing!

Magners by Warty September 24, 2008

Poor Mans Magners 

The adding of ice to Strongbow/Woodpecker cider

"What you drinking ?"

"I'll have a Poor Mans Magners"

Poor Mans Magners by kopman9 July 19, 2009

Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.

That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.

Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Magnets

May be used as a proof that there are miracles everywhere.

"Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?"

Magnets by aptspire April 22, 2010

mugger magnets

Apple's Earbuds for use in their ipod. In New York and other big cities they are know to alert a mugger that you are in possession of one of these expensive pieces of shit.

I was walkin down 46th jammin out to the jonas brothers and got jacked for my ipod. Those earbuds are like mugger magnets.

mugger magnets by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

Magnets

One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo

by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.

Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.

"Magnets..."
"How do they work?"

Magnets by Spidermanstailor April 25, 2010