Mainer(Noun): fahckin, a wicked good person from that wicked good state of Maine. Said person was born and raised, and possibly had generations of family before them also live in this fahckin' place. I mean jesus fuhkin' christ, it's someone who uses r's where there ain't none, and doesn't use r's where they'ah supposed to be.

a Mainer will say, "Jesus Mary and Joseph, it's fuckin' roastin' out he'ah. Goin' to Bah Habah for some Lobstah' sounds like a good idear. 'Cause down there, the wind comes at a wicked good clip."

Mainer by GoldTooth7313 July 25, 2006

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mainer

A resident of Maine, USA, who is born and raised there.

She's lived in Maine all her life. Now that's a true Mainer.

mainer by crd January 4, 2005

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Angry Mainer

When a man takes another man's fist and fists his own ass.

Dude, that guy was so hardcore, he always wants to do an Angry Mainer.

Angry Mainer by Mr. Mainer November 22, 2010

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Maynerd

A game of Go that usually entails one (or most certainly more) of the following occurrences but more often proceeds exactly in the following manner:
1. A blatant mistake in fuseki
2. The early death of a corner group, which could be the result of aforementioned mistake in fuseki
3. An unnecessary fight that breaks out in an attempt to compensate for dead group
4. Assuredly some more sloppy death
5. The mistake in yose that results in a 50 point swing.

Additionally, if said game is unfolding online, the boisterous observers often word vomit such classics as: "Kooooo" "Kbitz" "Maynerd" "Honinboooo" "Shusakuuuu"

Dude, I just played the sloppiest, most heinous, vomit-inducing maynerd of my life last night; it was dog trash.

Maynerd by Kochkoch June 15, 2012

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maynerd

A terribly played game of Go. (Go is an age-old strategy game popular in China, Korea and Japan)

I was doing well at first, but then I started a huge fight started and the game just became a maynerd.

maynerd by goplayer99 July 12, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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