mailoan

Referred by some as a specimen of male sexiness, Mailoan is a testament to what god (if they exist) should have modeled all men after. Mailoan's are commonly known for their expertise in roaming the soils of Windsor, Ontario and slapping BK Whopper Jr.s within several minutes.

When you see a Mailoan, take a minute, revel in their beauty and perfection, then move on with your life knowing you met the pinnacle form of the XY.

Jheeeeeez is that Mailoan?

No. That's perfection.

by PantzShantz November 22, 2021

mailan

a vietnamese name that means flower.

Mailan is from Vietnam.

by (:(; April 29, 2009

Mailan

A ALWAYS beautiful, amazing, girl that can bring a smile to everyone's face

Mailan Bui

by jec204 August 18, 2011

fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

Mailman

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"

Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".

by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015

Mailani

A Hawaiian name meaning "To extol, praise, treat as a chief or great favorite, indulge, spoil, favor."

Mailani is a wahine.

by MailaniAloha February 5, 2010

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009