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Referred by some as a specimen of male sexiness, Mailoan is a testament to what god (if they exist) should have modeled all men after. Mailoan's are commonly known for their expertise in roaming the soils of Windsor, Ontario and slapping BK Whopper Jr.s within several minutes.

When you see a Mailoan, take a minute, revel in their beauty and perfection, then move on with your life knowing you met the pinnacle form of the XY.
Jheeeeeez is that Mailoan?

No. That's perfection.
mailoan by PantzShantz November 22, 2021
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a vietnamese name that means flower.
Mailan is from Vietnam.
mailan by (:(; April 29, 2009
A ALWAYS beautiful, amazing, girl that can bring a smile to everyone's face
Mailan Bui
Mailan by jec204 August 18, 2011

fondle the mailman 

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"
Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".
Mailman by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015
A Hawaiian name meaning "To extol, praise, treat as a chief or great favorite, indulge, spoil, favor."
Mailani is a wahine.
Mailani by MailaniAloha February 5, 2010

Mailman fucker 

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.
Mailman fucker by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009