mailandered
to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.
mailandered by suck guppy December 21, 2008
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Molandered
When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.
Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
Molandered by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023
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