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Smoking beautiful woman who is likely vietnamese but grew up in Germany and also lived in the US. This background gives a Mai-Loan the ability to swear at you in many different languages the scariest of which is German. A Mai-Loan is likely to be one of the most interesting people you will meet if you get the opportunity.
After Mai-Loan yelled at the Neo-Nazi she got a round of applause then kissed the cutest girl in the bar.
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Referred by some as a specimen of male sexiness, Mailoan is a testament to what god (if they exist) should have modeled all men after. Mailoan's are commonly known for their expertise in roaming the soils of Windsor, Ontario and slapping BK Whopper Jr.s within several minutes.

When you see a Mailoan, take a minute, revel in their beauty and perfection, then move on with your life knowing you met the pinnacle form of the XY.
Jheeeeeez is that Mailoan?

No. That's perfection.
mailoan by PantzShantz November 22, 2021
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