mahorney

a last name that is cool for a guy to have, and puts a girl through living hell if she has it... especially in high school.

"Wow her last name is Mahorney... she must put out".

mahorney by Shawnya May 1, 2008

Ball Lick Mahoney 

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.

“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”

Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019

Mahoney 

Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear

The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.

Mahoney by the_referee March 5, 2009

Mahoney 

adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive

"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status

Mahoney by Raktore Rasha November 14, 2011

Mahoney 

An unnaturally endowed man. Having male genitalia comparable to that of a horse.

"I am not sure I can have a second date with that girl, her last boyfriend was a real mahoney."

Mahoney by NegativeEL3ment February 19, 2013

Keaton Mahoney 

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

Keaton Mahoney by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017

cleats mahoney 

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

cleats mahoney by B-girl November 17, 2004