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The shortened version of Meth Magorney. This is an individual that is in the highest stage of crystal methamphetamine addiction. This is classified by the person being a wild and erratic sloppy walker, the appearance of their face having been caught fire and extinguished by a pick ax, fried hair, black shards for teeth, and the propensity to crawl around on the floor looking for rocks they may have dropped for hours at a time. They are most commonly incapable of sentences spanning more than two or three words.
yeah, he's been doing the sloppy walk ever since he became a magorney.
Magorney by northvernonguy24 April 4, 2011
a last name that is cool for a guy to have, and puts a girl through living hell if she has it... especially in high school.
"Wow her last name is Mahorney... she must put out".
mahorney by Shawnya May 1, 2008
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