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Maharishi Hashishi Ali Ganja 

"You'd better listen to me, you f00kin' slohbs!", said Maharishi Hashishi Ali Ganja.

Maharishi 

Maharishi (महर्षि) in Hinduism is the title of any great sage or saint (rishi).

The word is a compound of two words: mahā meaning "great", and ṛṣi, the term for a seer or saint.
The word maharishi is epic. So much so, an example can't contain the awesomeness of this word. It just sounds so fuckin cool.
Maharishi by Holy Smoke_9 May 23, 2011

Malharism 

the act of being jewish while not being jewish. A person who practices Malharism is known as a Malhar
Dude, he's so into Malharism, just look at his jewish necklace!
I know, right! His parents are Christian!
Malharism by jewishmonster September 19, 2011

Maherism 

A new religious movement headquartered in Quèbec that believes that Bill Maher is divine and uses his 2005 book "New Rules" as sacred text.
Hey jimbob try this new religion called Maherism, We worship Bill Maher here !
Maherism by earl300001 January 7, 2022

Maherism 

**Maherism (noun):** A cultural and political ideology characterized by contrarianism and scapegoating, often exemplified by a tendency to challenge mainstream opinions while humorously critiquing the past without offering constructive solutions for the future. Followers, known as maherists, are masterful at being "always right" by never committing to a position, allowing them to critique others’ ideas with impunity. They revel in the absurdity of political discourse, using satire and irony to express their views while maintaining a perpetual air of superiority, as they declare, “See, I told you it wouldn’t work!” whenever an alternative fails.
My friend, studies Maherism every Friday night on HBO.
Maherism by Jtrexcordkeeper July 22, 2025
A concept from Mormon theology in the Book of Moses, describing a perverse ideology rooted in secret pacts with Satan for personal gain through murder, theft, and power grabs. It stems from Cain becoming "Master Mahan" after killing Abel, twisting sacred priesthood rituals into a "dark priesthood" based on fear, ego, and oaths of secrecy. Often tied to critiques of Freemasonry as a modern "secret combination" that mimics divine covenants but serves corruption and control.
"Those shady elites pulling strings behind the scenes? That's straight-up Mahanism—killing for gain like Cain did."
Mahanism by urbanrevelator October 19, 2025