Mahanism

A concept from Mormon theology in the Book of Moses, describing a perverse ideology rooted in secret pacts with Satan for personal gain through murder, theft, and power grabs. It stems from Cain becoming "Master Mahan" after killing Abel, twisting sacred priesthood rituals into a "dark priesthood" based on fear, ego, and oaths of secrecy. Often tied to critiques of Freemasonry as a modern "secret combination" that mimics divine covenants but serves corruption and control.

"Those shady elites pulling strings behind the scenes? That's straight-up Mahanism—killing for gain like Cain did."

Mahanism by urbanrevelator October 19, 2025

Mahanism

1. When a male says they are not a woman but show features of femininity, usually because of a bet being lost.

2. Losing a bet and keeping the effects of the bet after the time of the bet has ended

That retired staff follows Mahanism because they are a femboy

Mahanism by Filostraya January 4, 2026

Matanism 

A philosophy that centers around inviting everyone to a party, and once you know they have no other options since everyone else is coming to the party, charging them for it.

Matanist:"Coming to the party? Everyones gonna be there"
You"Err... I guess if Becky and and everyone will be there I don't have much of a choice"
Matanist:"Good, bring 20$"
You:"Matanism win?"

Matanism by Mr Definition Man Man Man October 22, 2010

maharism 

a religion promoting the works of living life to the fullest and dealing with no shenanigans except if they are ridiculous and provide good stories.

"No, I don't do church or synagogue. I practice maharism. Livin life and lovin it."

maharism by Jimbofransheehanmatthews February 8, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019