magxer

a dating eutopia

I met my wife at Paris, it's a magxer.

by yashraj2604 July 19, 2021

dirt magert

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing

Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT

by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008

Maguera

Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.

Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!

by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010

Mageralyzed

Hockey term: Getting completely fucked up. Usually results in unconsciousness, but seizures are possible.

Dude you Mageralyzed that bender!

by AlexW#1 June 3, 2011

maxerbation

to masterbate for a lengthy time, twizzling the head (tip of the penis) throughout

masterbation for half an hour whilst twizzling his bell end,

basically, Maxerbation

by Firhill April 24, 2008

magersucht

Magersucht is a serious and sometimes deadly mental illness . It is most commonly found in young teenage girls to young women. They restrict their intake of food and over exercise with the thought that they are humongously fat in their head. They are often dangerly underweight.

I for example have magersucht, or anorexia. I once weighed 80lbs at 5´6ft. It was not pretty now I have been in treatment for a while, but I still think I am terribly fat. Today I weigh 105lbs at 5´7ft. Three weeks ago I weighed 120lbs. I still am losing weight and don´t want to stop. I know the consequences. But it is not like I want to be this way, it is like I am forced to be this way, and yet I fail to seek help for recovery.

by Leenaa April 22, 2008

Bill Magers

A person who has a frat boy attitude, drinks and drives, and thinks they are above the law.

"Man did you see that guy get busted for his 4th DUI and only get probabtion?" "Yeah dude thinks he's the county judge or something, a real Bill Magers."

by CountyJester February 20, 2022