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dirt magert 

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing
Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT
dirt magert by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008
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magxer • magger • mager • Magners • maghera • maxer • Magbert • magera • Mageralyzed • Magerf
Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.
Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!
Maguera by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010

Mageralyzed 

Hockey term: Getting completely fucked up. Usually results in unconsciousness, but seizures are possible.
Dude you Mageralyzed that bender!
Mageralyzed by AlexW#1 June 3, 2011

maxerbation 

to masterbate for a lengthy time, twizzling the head (tip of the penis) throughout
masterbation for half an hour whilst twizzling his bell end,

basically, Maxerbation
maxerbation by Firhill April 24, 2008

magersucht 

Magersucht is a serious and sometimes deadly mental illness . It is most commonly found in young teenage girls to young women. They restrict their intake of food and over exercise with the thought that they are humongously fat in their head. They are often dangerly underweight.
I for example have magersucht, or anorexia. I once weighed 80lbs at 5´6ft. It was not pretty now I have been in treatment for a while, but I still think I am terribly fat. Today I weigh 105lbs at 5´7ft. Three weeks ago I weighed 120lbs. I still am losing weight and don´t want to stop. I know the consequences. But it is not like I want to be this way, it is like I am forced to be this way, and yet I fail to seek help for recovery.
magersucht by Leenaa April 22, 2008

Bill Magers 

A person who has a frat boy attitude, drinks and drives, and thinks they are above the law.
"Man did you see that guy get busted for his 4th DUI and only get probabtion?" "Yeah dude thinks he's the county judge or something, a real Bill Magers."
Bill Magers by CountyJester February 20, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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