Magbert

Biggest cunt on the face of planer earth

Wow this guy is such a magbert

by Alice Miranda June 4, 2017

dirt magert

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing

Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT

by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008

magnert

n. Someone--usually female--who continually attracts unwanted/creepy sexual attention and no normal attention. Fusion of pervert and magnet (though reversed).

The person does not necessarily have to be attractive.

"That creepy guy kept commenting on her 'sweet, sweet, sexy' legs that were propped up on the desk. Mary is so unlucky; she's such a magnert."

by orixa April 28, 2010

dirt magert

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.

Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home

by dmb7886 February 5, 2009

megbert

The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
OR
An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.

Yesterday when I was taking a shit I exclaimed “MEGBERT” just to get that last turd out.

by BracktnMcboytoy January 29, 2018

Manbertt

A snake body with a mans head

OMG! theres manbertt

by Shanksys Specs July 31, 2010

Dirty Magerty

A Human That Extremely Dirty

That Kid Is Definitely A Dirty Magerty He Only Got like Three Shirts .

by №1 Ŧώαη⇒¹ºº%§∀V∀Ĝε✔ January 5, 2009