maxer
maxer by Derek Brown July 21, 2003
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maxer • maxer's dad • maxerbation • maxeroni • Set Maxer • jelq maxer • minmaxer • maher • maderchod • Macer
maxer's dad
maxer's dad by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021
Set Maxer
A “friend” who is always hitting on your girl or her friends (your set) in an attempt to swoon them away.
Set Maxer by Leroy Barber November 3, 2022
Set Maxer
A “friend” who is always hitting on your girl or her friends (your set) in an attempt to swoon them away.
Set Maxer by Leroy Barber November 3, 2022
min-maxer
A min-maxer is someone who tries to maximize the minimal amount of efforts to make in daily life.
It often happens in crowded cities, where people don't hesitate to cut you off, so that they make the least amount of steps to go where they have to. In the process, they pretend they don't see you, even though you had to stop at 1/12th inch of them, right before bumping into them.
Parisians excel at this.
It often happens in crowded cities, where people don't hesitate to cut you off, so that they make the least amount of steps to go where they have to. In the process, they pretend they don't see you, even though you had to stop at 1/12th inch of them, right before bumping into them.
Parisians excel at this.
When visiting Paris I encountered a lot of min-maxers.
At the end of the day, I was about to go postal on anyone because of them.
At the end of the day, I was about to go postal on anyone because of them.
min-maxer by Mike G. aka migalo April 23, 2010
jelq maxer
"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."
jelq maxer by balaala June 18, 2024
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