maxer

To optimize, to improve, making better, to enhance

To maxer the building he would have to add more support columns.

by Derek Brown July 21, 2003

maxer

boy racer who dresses up vehicle with neon lights, sun strips and tartan blankets covering 6x9's

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Set Maxer

A “friend” who is always hitting on your girl or her friends (your set) in an attempt to swoon them away.

Greg is a set maxer . He wouldn’t stop hitting on my girl last night. He was maxing my entire set.

by Leroy Barber November 3, 2022

Set Maxer

A “friend” who is always hitting on your girl or her friends (your set) in an attempt to swoon them away.

Greg is a set maxer . He wouldn’t stop hitting on my girl last night. He was maxing my entire set.

by Leroy Barber November 3, 2022

min-maxer

A min-maxer is someone who tries to maximize the minimal amount of efforts to make in daily life.
It often happens in crowded cities, where people don't hesitate to cut you off, so that they make the least amount of steps to go where they have to. In the process, they pretend they don't see you, even though you had to stop at 1/12th inch of them, right before bumping into them.
Parisians excel at this.

When visiting Paris I encountered a lot of min-maxers.
At the end of the day, I was about to go postal on anyone because of them.

by Mike G. aka migalo April 23, 2010

jelq maxer

"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."

by balaala June 18, 2024

maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021