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Magoots is a person who goots. Also can be shortened to goots.
Magoots by ChrisP.Bacon June 29, 2022
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zoots magoots 

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.
we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.
zoots magoots by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009

Toots magoots 

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.
Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!
Toots magoots by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

Toots magoots 

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!
Toots magoots by mirathai February 12, 2012

toots magoots 

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."
toots magoots by tafunn August 6, 2021

maggots vomiting 

A sight that is very repulsive.
The drunks passed out in the gutter reminded us of maggots vomiting!
maggots vomiting by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2017

Scoots Mcgoots 

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.
"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.
Scoots Mcgoots by jay_nez February 4, 2010
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