toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!

by -Al- May 8, 2008

toots

derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.

"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"

by Aron Taylor January 12, 2005

toots

one who must be protected at all costs

No harm must come to toots!

by yosoybayemay June 22, 2011

toots

Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".

49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.

by Ragdaddy December 1, 2019

Toots

Thick, juicy

Me: damn Ma you’re mad toots
Her: I’ve been doing my squats

by ElPolloGuisado May 22, 2019

Toots!!!

T-O-O-T-S EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!! Is a term duely noted for an extreme case of cuteness!!! When there is 1-10 point chart, he hits an 11!! Its better than being anyones "baby". Its that that kinda word that describes someone that u LOVE from the inside out. You stutter to trip over words when u talk to him. He just makes u dizzy with hearts in your eyes. Thank god u have him with u!!!! Dont forget to tell him

TOOTS!!!is like Tootsie candy, sweet like candy

by Boujionthebeach April 15, 2021

Toots

A girl you really love and rate! A girl who is your best friend, and who you love to fuck.

Dirk: That bit of fluff in the office is pretty tasty!

Abs: Yes, she is. But keep your hands off, because she's my Toots.

by Abs - The One and Only. December 19, 2010