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brutes magootes 

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"
Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."
brutes magootes by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011

Toot Magoot 

Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.
I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)
Toot Magoot by A roach May 31, 2019

zoots magoots 

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.
we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.
zoots magoots by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009
another word meaning drunk, tanked, loaded, etc..
tonight im getting maggoty!
maggoty by burton06 March 11, 2009

Faggoty Maggoty 

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.
Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.
When something is unclean or messy.
That Tshirt is maggoty dude, put it in the washer.

Maggoty is usually used by Irish people.
Maggoty by Ash Marie November 27, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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