goots

a fabulously brilliant fellow who is also a devoted friend.

When you're down and out, call Goots.

by stillme December 16, 2007

Goots

Shit

Yep, that’s goots

by Joey Felangie June 10, 2021

goots

substance found in fast food undistinguishable by taste
or form, causing extreme twisting and churning of the bowels, leaving one wishing for death or immediate release of said goots.

Damn that chinese food was full of GOOTS, I can feel the bubbleguts already coming on!

by diaz January 6, 2004

goots

of hispanic lineage.

"Powell is goots!"

by tim May 7, 2005

goots

noun, describes any undesirable part(s) of a whole, object or system.

"I just need to remove the goots and this flux capacitor should work just fine",
"Once I take the goots off of this dresser it will look great in the bedroom"

by X3nolith September 18, 2012

Goots

Goots is person that has developed a like of eating. A goots can be described as a picture of fitness or a fitness fanatic. Goots eat a lot.

Marilyn Nogdanis and Maria Nicola is a chubby chubby goots goots

by THE PERSON OF PEOPLE June 6, 2019

Goots

noun: item held in generally in a bag used to lure the opposite sex away from scum bags and to yourself.

I used my bag of goots to get the bitch away from that prick and to myself.

by Casper3720 August 29, 2021