magnute

the opposite of minute. although sometimes used in the same context

girl 1 "dude that guys penis was magnute"
girl 2 "yeah I know it took me like ten minutes to find it in his pants"

by sean freaking copeland August 25, 2007

USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

magnut

A inter-dimensional Minecraft Pufferfish that was originally created as a torture device by two Minecraft players, who is now perceived as a God. He has traveled far across the Minecraft multiverse. Capable of great power, this Pufferfish can manipulate the weather, reincarnate itself, and travel across multiple servers. While you may not know it, magnut is probably in your server. If you have a Pufferfish as a pet or come across one, take it. Name it magnut to unleash it's true power. But beware, magnut is no joke. He is and always will be the God of your Minecraft server.

Holy shit! I just got struck by lightning. It must be magnut.

by seykamocha August 25, 2022

Manutea

A tahitian name that means "bird of white" given to a girl who is graceful and beautiful. She is as free as a bird and nothing will get in her way. She is headstong and driven. People cannot get in her way and nothing will bring this girl down.

As free as Manutea.

by Manutea Tavae October 26, 2014

Manute Bol

v. To cockblock someone. This technique is commonly employed by males and females alike, and victims tend to more often be friends than enemies of whoever is Manute Bol for the night. Technique varies widely, as do motives, though Manuting most commonly occurs out of competition (usually in males) or protection (usually females). Manute holds records for blocking shots, and if you're not careful, he'll block you too!

Pat Manute Boled me by hitting on the same breezy I was talking to.

Pat was Manuted by the girl's overly concerned friend.

by Manute Bol January 13, 2008

magnutz

When wearing loose baggy underwear or going commando on a hot day and your sack sticks to your leg.

Damn Rollo! u squirmin roun like u gots the magnutz!

by teegee September 30, 2005

Manute Bowl

The unselfish act of packing a large amount of marihuana in a pipe-bowl.

Stoner: Na these dudes were ballers man! they kept packing Manute Bowls of kush all night long!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013