16 definitions by Steve Stephalonavich
1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.
2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
1. I ain't never fucked with A Marie Antoniette type of Bitch before.
2. Guy1: So did you hit that chick you were with last night?
Guy2: Na! that bitch busted A Marie Antoniette on me.
2. Guy1: So did you hit that chick you were with last night?
Guy2: Na! that bitch busted A Marie Antoniette on me.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
1. A person who is crazy about education. A student or Scholar who is nuts.
2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
1. Student: Hello Professor, Here is my homework for last week, next week, and for the rest of the semester.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!
2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!
2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
1. An Editor who is full of shit. A shitty editor. A bullshit editor. An editor who sucks at editing.
2. Doing a shitty job at editing material.
2. Doing a shitty job at editing material.
1. These Urban Dictionary Editurds are full of shit.
2. Dude1: Did they review your submission?
Me: Na! they just Editurd my shit; those lazy fucks!
2. Dude1: Did they review your submission?
Me: Na! they just Editurd my shit; those lazy fucks!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.
2. An absolute asshole.
3. Navel; Belly button.
2. An absolute asshole.
3. Navel; Belly button.
1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.
2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!
3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.
2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!
3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013