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Magneted 

When you are drawn to an object that you can't resist.
Boy: Where did you put the chocolate mom?
Mom: I put them in my bag...
Boy: Oh, is that so I don't get magneted to them?
Magneted by urb_wright October 11, 2022

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

Magnetted 

Being drawn in to something; someone. Having a great personality which people adore.
I was magnetted to her wonderful radiance.
Magnetted by RJB9999 June 18, 2012

Magnered 

To screw something up and seamlessly blame it on someone else saving your own skin.
"I'm not sure what happened to the typicals, they must have gotten Magnered."
Magnered by spunkmunster October 12, 2013

Magented 

Information overload of the brain causing everything to look a shade of purple and not make sense.
your magented mate!

I have to stop work everything is Turing magented.
Magented by Pocketjem January 6, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026