maglocked

to get whacked extremely hard

1.I maglocked Drew and a pile of flakes came out of his hair.
2.Angel maglocked Andreas and he did nothing about it.
3.I maglocked Boler's moms' pussy.

by John Hungwell May 9, 2005

Matlocked

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

Maglock

A derogatory term for someone who is a cunt or dickhead.

Boy 1: Do you know Cuinn McCallister?

Boy 2: Aye he's a Maglock.

by PureUTH September 3, 2012

Malockey

Hockey that is played in the mall with one of the store's equipment. (usually one person is the look out)(usually ends up in getting kicked out)

Yah we were totally kicked out of sport check for playing a simple game of malockey

by suirtemed September 6, 2007

medlocked

Addicted to pain- killers.

He's so medlocked he can't feel anything!

by happyelvis December 27, 2014

matlocked

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.

you might not wanna get matlocked.

by donny matlock September 1, 2007

Matlocked

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.

Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.

by broncoweb November 23, 2009