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maglocked 

to get whacked extremely hard
1.I maglocked Drew and a pile of flakes came out of his hair.
2.Angel maglocked Andreas and he did nothing about it.
3.I maglocked Boler's moms' pussy.
maglocked by John Hungwell May 9, 2005
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Matlocked 

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.
Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.
Matlocked by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009
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A derogatory term for someone who is a cunt or dickhead.
Boy 1: Do you know Cuinn McCallister?

Boy 2: Aye he's a Maglock.
Maglock by PureUTH September 3, 2012

Malockey 

Hockey that is played in the mall with one of the store's equipment. (usually one person is the look out)(usually ends up in getting kicked out)
Yah we were totally kicked out of sport check for playing a simple game of malockey
Malockey by suirtemed September 6, 2007

medlocked 

He's so medlocked he can't feel anything!
medlocked by happyelvis December 27, 2014

matlocked 

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.
you might not wanna get matlocked.
matlocked by donny matlock September 1, 2007

Matlocked 

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.
Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.
Matlocked by broncoweb November 23, 2009
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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