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Matlocked 

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.
Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.
Matlocked by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009
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A derogatory term for someone who is a cunt or dickhead.
Boy 1: Do you know Cuinn McCallister?

Boy 2: Aye he's a Maglock.
Maglock by PureUTH September 3, 2012

Malockey 

Hockey that is played in the mall with one of the store's equipment. (usually one person is the look out)(usually ends up in getting kicked out)
Yah we were totally kicked out of sport check for playing a simple game of malockey
Malockey by suirtemed September 6, 2007

medlocked 

He's so medlocked he can't feel anything!
medlocked by happyelvis December 27, 2014

matlocked 

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.
you might not wanna get matlocked.
matlocked by donny matlock September 1, 2007

Matlocked 

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.
Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.
Matlocked by broncoweb November 23, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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