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Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.
or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.
or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.
"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."
"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."
"She gave me the Matlock."
"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."
Matlock by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009
cock magock
Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!
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McGlock Shock
The act of pleasuring a women with two hands and tongue, ring fingers interlocked as the two pinkys stimulate the anus while the other four fingers focus on the vagina. The two thumbs are thus left to spread the hood of the clitoris where the tongue comes in to play.
McGlock Shock by McGlocklin March 6, 2010
Toni Matlock easy
Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.
Wow, dude that is easy.
Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.
Wow, dude that is easy.
Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.
Toni Matlock easy by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009
Tim Matlock
A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.
Tim Matlock by tylermc234 August 5, 2008
glen matlock
bassist for the sex pistols, everyone thinks sid vicious was the bassist but he was basicly used cuz he was so hot
glen matlock by the queen of anarchy October 5, 2007
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