Maglock

A derogatory term for someone who is a cunt or dickhead.

Boy 1: Do you know Cuinn McCallister?

Boy 2: Aye he's a Maglock.

by PureUTH September 3, 2012

Matlock

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

cock magock

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.

Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!

by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016

McGlock Shock

The act of pleasuring a women with two hands and tongue, ring fingers interlocked as the two pinkys stimulate the anus while the other four fingers focus on the vagina. The two thumbs are thus left to spread the hood of the clitoris where the tongue comes in to play.

I can't believe she let you McGlock Shock her.

by McGlocklin March 6, 2010

Toni Matlock easy

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.

Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009

Tim Matlock

A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.

John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.

by tylermc234 August 5, 2008

glen matlock

bassist for the sex pistols, everyone thinks sid vicious was the bassist but he was basicly used cuz he was so hot

glen matlock was the actual bassist for the sex pistols

by the queen of anarchy October 5, 2007