medlocked

Addicted to pain- killers.

He's so medlocked he can't feel anything!

by happyelvis December 27, 2014

mediocredite

The most common race of human beings known to Earth, specifically noted for their uncanny ability to remain obscenely mediocre and oblivious for the entire duration of their lives. Mediocredites tend to live in herds and are subliminally controlled by any sort of authority that can utilize and manipulate them with ease, especially advertisement agencies and government.

The government can easily manipulate the mediocredites, effectively limiting the concept of "power to the people".

by aksival February 19, 2008

Styopa medlock Principle

A term of Russian origin denoting the phenomenon in which an individual of moderate attractiveness achieves impressive success with members of the opposite sex while located in a developing country by virtue of not being a chauvanist wife-beating drunk.

My friend Josh is in the Marines and he's in Djibouti right now. He's definitely a shining example of the Styopa medlock Principle over there.

by Dimitriy Sergey'ich May 4, 2006

medlock

someone who weasles out of work

Yo dawg why you gotta try and medlock your way out fixing shit!

by 5ui5ide February 15, 2008

Merdocked

To be decimated; To be destroyed mentally, physically, and emotionally

Adam: "Hey man did you catch the UFC fight Santos vs Carwin?"

Jack: "Yeah, Carwin got merdocked."

by Jack N Adam Productions October 6, 2011

medlock

To unnecessarily reinstall software on a computer for a lack of understanding the actual problem.

damn, windows is freezing up on me. I will have to medlock it.

by knailz March 7, 2008

maglocked

to get whacked extremely hard

1.I maglocked Drew and a pile of flakes came out of his hair.
2.Angel maglocked Andreas and he did nothing about it.
3.I maglocked Boler's moms' pussy.

by John Hungwell May 9, 2005