Matlocked

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

matlocked

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.

you might not wanna get matlocked.

by donny matlock September 1, 2007

Matlocked

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.

Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.

by broncoweb November 23, 2009

Matlocked

One who buys a stock at the top from a twitter pump and the holds as it crashed 100 percent

Damn, my portfolio red asf.....I got Matlocked son

by NotKyle6969 March 11, 2021

Matlocked

When a pumper chooses a stock that has already ran and tell his followers to buy at the top so he can get out at his cost basis.

You should buy $GME….

2 weeks later I’ve been Matlocked…

by Zach Morris Hater July 2, 2021

Matlock

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Toni Matlock easy

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.

Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009