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magavision by jimmy felterbush February 24, 2011
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metavision
A term used to describe a player's evolved vision that gives them an omnipotent perspective of the field.
"His passing vision is unreal! He definitely has metavision."
"Isagi!!! You don't have to use metavision during sex too!"
"Isagi!!! You don't have to use metavision during sex too!"
metavision by lsagiYoichi May 16, 2023
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manvision
A fake state of mentality used by males as an excuse for doing something sexually weird, inappropriate, or flat out dumb. Also excuse for boners at strange times.
Harry Potter:"You guys need to slow down! You're not in a relationship, its just a durp!"
Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."
Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."
manvision by jerseeeeygirl March 22, 2008
Metavision
It's a way to use your vision, you capture everything that's happening around with your peripheral vision and then simultaneously process and analyze everyone's movement on the field
Metavision by Invalid1111 May 16, 2023
manvision
A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.
My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.
manvision by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022
malaisionship
Malaise + relationship. General discomfort or uneasiness in your relationship\marriage. Credit Gillian Flynn from Entertainment Weekly for coining?
A 13 year malaisionship with Betty, she and Frank had fallen into the rut of no sex and constant fighting over petty crap.
malaisionship by Chromedude September 23, 2007
malevision
a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.
Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"
malevision by patty browning January 23, 2008
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