malevision 

a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.

Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"

malevision by patty browning January 23, 2008

millvision 

eyes obscured by hair

cute boy: "she has nice bangs"
cute boy#2: "i bet she can't see us, so millvision"
cute boy: "totally"

millvision by blackmatterwitch August 2, 2010

manvision 

A fake state of mentality used by males as an excuse for doing something sexually weird, inappropriate, or flat out dumb. Also excuse for boners at strange times.

Harry Potter:"You guys need to slow down! You're not in a relationship, its just a durp!"

Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."

manvision by jerseeeeygirl March 22, 2008

manvision 

A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.

My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.

manvision by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022

malaisionship 

Malaise + relationship. General discomfort or uneasiness in your relationship\marriage. Credit Gillian Flynn from Entertainment Weekly for coining?

A 13 year malaisionship with Betty, she and Frank had fallen into the rut of no sex and constant fighting over petty crap.

malaisionship by Chromedude September 23, 2007

magavision 

specificly, the ability to find the most attractive person in a large crowd in under 5 seconds

hey, i saw you from across the room with my magavision. your looking fine tonight.

magavision by jimmy felterbush February 24, 2011