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Metavision

It's a way to use your vision, you capture everything that's happening around with your peripheral vision and then simultaneously process and analyze everyone's movement on the field
Niko you, can you also use Metavision....!?
Metavision by Invalid1111 May 16, 2023

Metavision

A power to predict something subconsciously. Synonym of Intuition
What a prediction. You have good metavision
Metavision by donlorenzorinitoshi October 5, 2025

Meatcision 

Occurs when a male with an incredibly high meat-to-everything-else ratio is unable to make even the most trivial daily decision. Current research has been unable to target the specific cause of this phenomenon, but rest assured that Browns everywhere are crushing 70 our work weeks in labs across the country, hoping to be the first to crack the code.

aka - Leecision
"Let's go eat at chick-fil-a. Wait, maybe I want to go to the Loop." - You

"Just make a damn meatcision already!" - Me
Meatcision by Bizzaro Lanka February 13, 2008

magavision 

specificly, the ability to find the most attractive person in a large crowd in under 5 seconds
hey, i saw you from across the room with my magavision. your looking fine tonight.
magavision by jimmy felterbush February 24, 2011

Methcision 

A split second decision made while strung out on methamphetamine

Pronounced meth-cision
That was the worst methcision that has ever been made.

methcision 

A split second decision made while under the influence of methamphetamine. The methcision.
"Man, last night, I made the worst methcision in my life!"
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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