A fake state of mentality used by males as an excuse for doing something sexually weird, inappropriate, or flat out dumb. Also excuse for boners at strange times.
Harry Potter:"You guys need to slow down! You're not in a relationship, its just a durp!"
Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."
Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."
by jerseeeeygirl March 22, 2008
Get the manvision mug.A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.
My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.
by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022
Get the manvision mug.What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!
by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006
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Get the Maniston mug.Flop 1: Who made that CupcakKe remix?
Flop 2: It was made by the king ranvision! How did you not know?
Flop 1: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Flop 2: It was made by the king ranvision! How did you not know?
Flop 1: Oh yeah, I forgot.
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(Crack head goes to the front gate of the Crack Mansion with his Three Hundred Tricky Dick fun bucks.
Butler: Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?
(Crack head goes to the front gate of the Crack Mansion with his Three Hundred Tricky Dick fun bucks.
Butler: Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?
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