mafian 

guy works for mafia

Guy 1: wow that nigga works for "mafia"
Guy 2: yeah, he's true mafian.

mafian by fbpw January 2, 2019

Mariangel

Mariangel is a shy person at first. But once you get to know her she becomes very outgoing. She has a very kind heart and cares for others but can also be sarcastic and sassy. When she is with someone she is very loyal and will love them very much so if you have a mariangel don’t let them go. When she gets hurt it’s hard for her to trust again but if she finds the right person she will. She always does her best to make other people feel better and makes friends instantly. People will tell her she is beautiful and has a wonderful body and even though she won’t believe it, it is true.

Boy: wow mariangel is such an amazing person.

Girl: I know she’s great.

Mariangel by SprinkleShine October 25, 2018

Mariana 

A forever partner. In the presence of a Mariana, the world seems to shine a little brighter. From the moment you first set eyes upon her, it's her gaze that draws you in.

And her hair - they have beautiful waves, framing her face like a crown on her spirit.

Speaking of spirit, a Mariana’s personality is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. She gives off an irresistible charm that draws people towards her like a magnet. Just like a chihuahua, bringing endless smiles and laughter to those fortunate enough to be in her presence.

But what truly sets her apart is the way she touches your heart. Like a golden retriever, she brings out the best in you, infusing your life with boundless positivity and love. With Mariana by your side, you feel like anything is possible.

And as you stand beside her, a sense of awe often washes over you. You find yourself wondering how a Mariana could choose to be yours. But deep down, you know that it's not just about a Mariana’s external beauty. It's the inner glow that comes from her soul.

Your Mariana is breathtaking, not just because of her physical appearance, but because of the way she embraces life with such joy.

In her presence, you are reminded of the incredible power of love. As you continue to share this journey together with your Mariana, you know that you are the luckiest person in the world to have her, A treasure that shines brighter with each passing day. Someone you truly love to the moon and back.

I love Mariana. To the moon and back.

Everyone needs a Mariana in their life.

Mariana by ck18 July 7, 2023

Jesuit Mafia 

People that attended a Jesuit school and receive job opportunities and favors from another who attended a Jesuit school. It is a known common practice in the Northeast, as well as California. Schools noted for their Jesuit Mafia connections include Georgetown, Marquette, Boston College, Loyola Marymount, Santa Clara, University of San Francisco, Gonzaga, Xavier, and Creighton.

Person 1: How in the hell did Kyle get hired?

Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.

Jesuit Mafia by ajcarm March 14, 2013

E4-Mafia 

The term E-4 Mafia refers to the network of SrAs, SPCs (and some CPLs) who do most of the things that actually get done in the Army and Air Force. Not all E-4s are in the Mafia, but by the time you get to E-4, they've probably done something for you, and by the time you finish being an E-4, you'll probably have done something for them, too.

They are the support personnel in positions where they know what is going on, know what is going to happen, and "know a guy" who can get things done that you need done.

Need a last minute appointment at the Dental Clinic? The E-4 Mafia has an agent in place that can make that happen for you.
Have a pay problem that needs resolving? The E-4 Mafia has a finance clerk that really knows how to get things fixed.

Need someone to take your CQ runner shift next weekend? The e-4 Mafia know a guy who's willing to do it for $100.
Have a new troop who's ate up like a soup sandwich? The E-4 Mafia know a guy who can train him.

But there's a dark side as well.
Have a supervisor who is a real PITA? Your E-4 Mafia can make his life into a little slice of hell. Appointments get rescheduled, supplies are not there for him, his POV always comes up for the "random" search at the gate, his pay problem paperwork stays at the bottom of the in-pile for two extra weeks, his dental appointment is with "the butcher" instead of the good one, he's always the last to get the word about anything in the unit, etc.

I was supposed to be PCSing in June, but my assignment got delayed, I couldn't get a resolution through normal channels, then the E4-Mafia got involved, a buddy called a friend at HQ, sorted things out, and my orders came through in two days.

E4-Mafia by WTF-O August 8, 2017

Big Easy Mafia 

Big Easy Mafia AKA Big Easy Mafia DOT Com is a premier fan club for the New Orleans Saints. The majority of the members are native to the New Orleans area and actually have black and gold blood running through their veins. You can always recognize members of the Big Easy Mafia by the way they greet one another with their signature phrase "Who Dat" especially during football season.

We are going to hang out with the Big Easy Mafia before the Saints game in front of the Superdome.

Big Easy Mafia by NOLAmayor December 4, 2014

That's how mafia works 

A meme referring to the Mafia City ads were a man says "That's how mafia works." This meme is usually associated with a "lower level object/person" and a "higher level" version level as that.

Susan: "Oh no I'm being robbed!"
Level 5 Gangster: *Scares the mugger away*
Susan: "Oh why thank you!" *kisses Gangster*
Level 5 Gangster: *Turns into Level 35 Boss*
Mafia Boss: "That's how mafia works"

That's how mafia works by I Yoinked Your Girl January 15, 2019