maddiff

When somebody gets very cross over something which others may consider insignificant. Also a maddiff is never stated by the other person only observers and people around there. A maddiff can also be online when somebody replies to a comment on facebook etc and gets a bit cross about what was said.

Everyone lAg's (not lag, like I am lagging behind but LahG) at the comment.

Status on facebook: Thanx for the most epic birthday party peeps, I love every single one of you! Best Friends for life :)

Person who replies (close friend): shot for the invite bro'

Another reply: maddiff

by edgemead August 12, 2011

madiff

When an individual or group of people take a lot of offence, whether it be from a joke or very serious situation( the use of "madiff" usually lightens the mood)
Pronounced: "mad-af"
The person calling the "madiff" will usually drag the word out aloud emphasizing the "mm..."

John:"We going to be late because four-eyes over here cant read."
Paul:"madiff"
Peter (guy wearing glasses): "Fuck off Pinnochio"(John has a big nose)
Paul: "MMMMMMAADIFFF!"
(Laughter)

by Carrot_cake August 7, 2011

Maddoff Scale

A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi Scheme.

In addition to his dismay over being arrested Brent was disappointed to learn his Ponzi scheme only ranked a 0.2 on the Maddoff Scale at his trial.

by Papa Jizzly January 30, 2009

middiff

a player the plays mid lane and cause of his bad actions he lost his team the game

megas was my mid and he hard core inted me it was the biggest middiff i have seen

by arlekin November 21, 2021

MaddieFizz

such an important person in my life who is very swag and amazing <3

“Oh, you mean MaddieFizz? Yeah I know her! shes the one who saved me when times were tough, i love her so much and she means everything to me!!” *makes a heart with hands*

by caramybeloved<3 September 11, 2021

Maddifying

Being so geeked to someone that you can’t speak nor find a way to tell them how much they mean to you and it makes you super mad.

She’s so fine it’s maddifying

by Gibbbbby March 14, 2022