When bad programming (or a bad compiler/loader) causes a computer to 'write' data over a portion of memory that it later thinks is programming instructions in machine code, it will end up doing unpredictable things, depending on that data. By extension, any action which is likely to have unpredictable, unforseen or chaotic results.

Usually heard among techies who program in assembly language or machine code.

"I wouldn't tell your wife about your one-night stand in Tulsa if I were you; that would be self-modifying code."

self-modifying code by Meles Borealis January 11, 2009

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Massifying

The act of making something massive for the sake of it. Usually in order to inflate one's ego.

"Katie adds random people she barely knows on Facebook just to massify her friends list"

"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."

"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"

Massifying by ministe2003 May 23, 2009

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magnifying glass

A lens that is used to examine someone’s insanely small chode.

His chode was very small that people had to use a magnifying glass in order to see it.

magnifying glass by Minecraft1238 March 19, 2019

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