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mademoiselle
mademoiselle by Altoz January 3, 2005
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mademoiselle
A French diminuitive of "Madame"; "Mademoiselle" means "My little lady". It once was used to signify an unmarried woman, but concidering that it is a diminutive of "Madame", now it is just used for girls and young women, and the professional title for women is "Madame".
Still, Mademoiselle is used for young women by their admirers.
Still, Mademoiselle is used for young women by their admirers.
mademoiselle by Lorelili March 19, 2006
Madamasselle
Madamasselle, is a stupid dumb ass, and has no real definition for anything.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.
Madamasselle:/ Dang, playing Ever Quest and posting on Urban Dictionary got me really horney. I'm going to have some uber fun having sex with this coke bottle and looking at japanamation on my favorite web site.
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!
Madamasselle by anonymous September 20, 2004
Mademoiselle Berg
This French teacher is insane. She is also the epitome of a prude. Will flip out at you for talking in English or not knowing how to conjugate verbs in the subjonctif. Freaking crazy. She throws markers at students' heads and does the Thriller dance at homecoming.
student #1: Omg screw my life.
student #2: What's up, dude?
student #1: My math teacher just pulled a Mademoiselle Berg.
student #2: Maannn... I'm sorry, dude.
student #2: What's up, dude?
student #1: My math teacher just pulled a Mademoiselle Berg.
student #2: Maannn... I'm sorry, dude.
Mademoiselle Berg by 76thTrombone November 12, 2010
Madamme Sextreme
The coolest and most beautiful girl in the world, who loves teenage mutant ninja turtles and stripey things.
Madamme Sextreme by Hokaido October 20, 2004
Madamistic
A Madamistic Person Is to be
(1) Mad / Psychotic, To loose all sense of Wits.
(2) Crazy Good Looking.
(3) A woman drawing in men, with careful consideration.
(4) Deceptive.
(1) Mad / Psychotic, To loose all sense of Wits.
(2) Crazy Good Looking.
(3) A woman drawing in men, with careful consideration.
(4) Deceptive.
(Boy1) Yo, whats her name?
(Boy2) I don't know, but be warned of her, I hear shes' Madamistic.
Or
Her Madamistic Smile,
draws me in with temptation.
(Boy2) I don't know, but be warned of her, I hear shes' Madamistic.
Or
Her Madamistic Smile,
draws me in with temptation.
Madamistic by Sobdame October 25, 2010
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