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madammise 

Da gender opposite of SIRmise.
Dudes usually are too lazy and/or impatient to do significant research before they come to personal conclusions about mostly-male-related topics, but ladies tend to gather and learn more of da facts before they madammise much about any "girly-stuff" matters.
madammise by QuacksO December 6, 2021
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mademoiselle 

Firstly, it's a french term defining a lady who is not married. Now we use it just for a lady.
I met a lot of beautiful mademoiselles when I was in Paris.
mademoiselle by Altoz January 3, 2005

mademoiselle 

A French diminuitive of "Madame"; "Mademoiselle" means "My little lady". It once was used to signify an unmarried woman, but concidering that it is a diminutive of "Madame", now it is just used for girls and young women, and the professional title for women is "Madame".

Still, Mademoiselle is used for young women by their admirers.
"Mon Dieu! Bonjour, Mademoiselle, je m'appel..."
mademoiselle by Lorelili March 19, 2006

Madamasselle 

Madamasselle, is a stupid dumb ass, and has no real definition for anything.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.
Madamasselle:/ Dang, playing Ever Quest and posting on Urban Dictionary got me really horney. I'm going to have some uber fun having sex with this coke bottle and looking at japanamation on my favorite web site.
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!
Madamasselle by anonymous September 20, 2004

Mademoiselle Berg 

This French teacher is insane. She is also the epitome of a prude. Will flip out at you for talking in English or not knowing how to conjugate verbs in the subjonctif. Freaking crazy. She throws markers at students' heads and does the Thriller dance at homecoming.
student #1: Omg screw my life.
student #2: What's up, dude?
student #1: My math teacher just pulled a Mademoiselle Berg.
student #2: Maannn... I'm sorry, dude.
Mademoiselle Berg by 76thTrombone November 12, 2010

Madamme Sextreme 

The coolest and most beautiful girl in the world, who loves teenage mutant ninja turtles and stripey things.
oh my good look there is madamme sextreme
Madamme Sextreme by Hokaido October 20, 2004

Madamistic 

A Madamistic Person Is to be

(1) Mad / Psychotic, To loose all sense of Wits.

(2) Crazy Good Looking.
(3) A woman drawing in men, with careful consideration.

(4) Deceptive.
(Boy1) Yo, whats her name?
(Boy2) I don't know, but be warned of her, I hear shes' Madamistic.

Or

Her Madamistic Smile,
draws me in with temptation.
Madamistic by Sobdame October 25, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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