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mademoiselle 

A French diminuitive of "Madame"; "Mademoiselle" means "My little lady". It once was used to signify an unmarried woman, but concidering that it is a diminutive of "Madame", now it is just used for girls and young women, and the professional title for women is "Madame".

Still, Mademoiselle is used for young women by their admirers.
"Mon Dieu! Bonjour, Mademoiselle, je m'appel..."
mademoiselle by Lorelili March 19, 2006

Mademoiselle Berg 

This French teacher is insane. She is also the epitome of a prude. Will flip out at you for talking in English or not knowing how to conjugate verbs in the subjonctif. Freaking crazy. She throws markers at students' heads and does the Thriller dance at homecoming.
student #1: Omg screw my life.
student #2: What's up, dude?
student #1: My math teacher just pulled a Mademoiselle Berg.
student #2: Maannn... I'm sorry, dude.
Mademoiselle Berg by 76thTrombone November 12, 2010

manmoiselle 

The name given to a man that assumes the role of the woman around other male friends. Behavior exhibited usually consists of complaining, aggravation, or being overly possessive of the other men’s time or attention.
You ordered a beer and who cares if it is warm. Now why are you complaining about dirty napkins? Dude, we can't hang out if your going to act like a manmoiselle."
manmoiselle by Mister W. February 23, 2010

modemoiselle 

a woman or girl who spends too much time online, forgetting other important things like family and friends; an unhealthy cyber-addiction in the female species.
Don't even try to ask Modemoiselle what's for dinner tonight...she's too busy on the computer "looking up eggplant recipes."

Modemoiselle isn't coming tonight, she's got a date with her computer...
modemoiselle by tik-tiki October 19, 2008

mademeowselle 

a person who has an army of cats and the power of womanly destruction by slamming pictures of hannibal lecter on people.
person 1: “hey does that person seriously make their cat wear military uniforms?”
person 2: “must be a mademeowselle judging by that handful of hannibal lecter print outs..”
person 1: “we need to seek shelter now.”
person 2: “RUN.”

Mayomoiselle 

Traditionally a delightful feminine condiment, a creamy concoction, a sophisticated spread... basically, mayonnaise with a French flair and a touch of sexy elegance. Think of it as the queen of creamy white dressings, oozing from her hole, ruling the realm of sandwiches and salads with a delicate, tangy hand
"I want Mayomoiselle, please! My salad needs a touch of French creamy royalty!."
Mayomoiselle by Mayo Slave April 21, 2025
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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