The most amazing last name anyone could ever have. They're also usually the best looking people. It's either Irish or Scottish, which ever it is...they rock.
Scottish sex god, with balls of steel and nothing to lose. Mess with this mo'fucka and you anus will be ripped into the next dimension by his MASSIVE 10 TON COCK. Gaelic legends somtimes refer to Macpherson as the creator of orgasms and titty fucking.
OH MACPHERSON!
Fag1: My cock is so big Macpherson is jealous
Fag 2: NO WAY
The best of the highland clans, loved to party and the chiefs would have sex ten times a day, Finn was chief of the Macphersons for over 40 years. This clan invented the word skite.
That guy who is a secret closet homosexual who loves Golf , Skating and Crazy Eagles. When other males talk to him they often become erect. Is often well known for only finishing half a job, half the time.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.